janice is a pig because she forgot mel's birthday.

I AM SO TERRIBLY SORRY MELLIOS!!!!
PLS PLS PLS FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i deserve to be squashed under a petri dish.
i love you very much and i'm sorry i didnt wish you!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BABE,
to the world's prettiest, greatest and hopefully most forgiving friend
when i earn my own money i'll buy you a snowglobe, nice and round one.